Monday, December 30, 2013

SELLING MY URINE

I'm selling my urine to people who like piss or who need it for a drug test. 34.60 money order/bank check/cashier's check/no rubber checks or any checks as too many people try to get FREE STUFF by doing that so the checks from your checking account will be thrown in the trash.

Ashley Lenartson 
198 Sherwood St 3
Portland MAINE 04103     
207-331-4207 


Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Filthy Funny Dirty Joke Book: Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable by Ashley Lenartson/Professor PMS

Thank You for getting this far into my web page!  I really appreciate that fact that you took the time to check out my Filthy Funny Dirty Joke Book: Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable by Ashley Lenartson/Professor PMS! I have been BANNED FROM THE COMEDY CONNECTION!  Too Rude, Too Crude, Too Obnoxious, Too Profane (Irreverent)!!! I have walked back into the place...The Nerve of The Guy to do something like that!  He has a lot of balls!  He really does!  Too bad he can't remember all of his jokes...this is why he writes them down on paper and memorizes them...& to think Ashley thought he was going to get a job @ The Comedy Connection...What was he thinkin'???  Dr. Pill

I hope that when you click on the link that you LAUGH YOUR A** OFF!  It ain't easy being sleazy & pleazy! People tell me I am an A**Ki**er...they really do...I'd love to kiss your a**...I really would...I'll kiss it all over and MORE!  Did that make you laugh or did that make you horny!

Thank You!
The Irreverent One

Maverick Ashley Lenartson
Professor PMS

Funny For All The Right Reasons (HIGHLIGHT & CLICK ON THE LINK TO THE LEFT TO PREVIEW MY FUNNY COMEDY BOOK)

(CLICK ON ABOVE LINK TO PURCHASE NOW)